When she goes out and rolls in poop
And you don't let her sit in it for a few hours.
No, you take her to the sink
Gently give her a bath - all while she acts like you are violating her.
Then finish with a butt hair trim and eye booger dig out.
Yes, you love them.
And most times they love you right back.
Except she's pissed off at me right now.
She loves her some poop!!
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