You know you love your dog

When she goes out and rolls in poop

And you don't let her sit in it for a few hours.

No, you take her to the sink

Gently give her a bath - all while she acts like you are violating her.

Then finish with a butt hair trim and eye booger dig out.

Yes, you love them.

And most times they love you right back.

Except she's pissed off at me right now.

So sad

Why do you look so sad
Is it because you made me mad?
Waiting until it is time for bed,
Rolling in some poop instead.
What do you expect?
A sweet "atta girl" or some respect?
Why are you so surprised,
You 3 years should make you wise.
But like my children you are a lucky one.
I'll forgive you this little fun.

Please oh, please

Please oh, please let me get to them

There are not that far away.

Why do they not fly

Why do they stay?

Don't they see me, the ferocious dog

Hunter of the bird?

Don't they shake on their perches,

Why are they so absurd.

I'll sit here and bide my time,

relaxing as they play,

Knowing the minute that door opens,

Oh happy DAY!

They are MINE to stay!

Please Mum

She always sits there looking so pathetic.

There are so many squirrels out, getting away.

She gives me that look, lady, why haven't you opened the door for me.

But I know she has to have her walk first,

her poo poo bulletin board, otherwise,

she'll leave me presents.

It's a great exercise for both of us

Consistency