Too much testosterone, too many muscle shirts, tight jeans
Everyone out mowing at the same time to see who would finish first.
No indoor bathrooms because they need room to hold peeing contests.
Not a single toilet seat down - anywhere, any how.
The sound of engines reeving, chainsaws grinding.
I couldn't live on Manly Street
Because we all know who really wears the pants in the house.
And it would be so boring anyway...
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